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“Hiya and welcome to Ghost Investigator Dudes. I am Brad Johnson, a frat boy jock who is not afraid of ANYTHING and enjoys taunting the afterlife by yelling challenges into empty cellars.
“With me are Joey…”
“Yo!”
“…and Mike.”
“Yo!”
“In the present day we’re right here on the outdated Chattanooga asylum, the place, like, a bunch of individuals died ‘n stuff and we’re completely gonna lock ourselves in all evening and see what occurs and movie every little thing with shaky pocket infrared cameras and dangerous sound tools.
“Awright, let’s get began! So we’re taking place to the dungeons to…
“WHOA!!! One thing touched me! Dude! Did you get that on digicam?!?”
“No.”
“Aw, dude.”
(Geeet oooouuuut!!)
“Righteous. So, like, now we’re taking place into the kitchens the place they kille…”
“WHOA!!! Did you see that?”
“No.” “There! Within the nook! Have been you filming?”
“Sorry, man, no – however I did really feel somewhat chilly simply then.”
“Duuude.”
(No seeeeeriously. Geeeet oooouuuut!!!)
“Shyah. That was, like, virtually completely non secular. So, examine it! The caretaker right here says there’s this canine? That is like a ghost? That haunts the library and kills individuals? So we should always completely go there.”
“Whoa!”
*beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeep*
“Did you *beeeep*’n see that?!?”
[camera swinging wildly, sound of scuffling feet]
*beeeeep*
“Dude, inform me you bought that on tape!!”
“Sorry, bra. It was pointed on the flooring.”
“Whoa.”
(I kill you!!)
“Okay, so, like, there is a marriage ceremony chapel on this asylum that is, like, completely haunted, proper? And a bunch of individuals died there final week so, like, let’s flip off all our lights and level our cameras on the flooring.”
[girlish shriek]
“DUDE! I noticed one thing transfer!”
“One thing walked by me!!”
“Somebody’s massaging my shoulders!!!”
(Properly, hey there.)
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Due to Emily L., Jessica L., Leslie H., Urvashi, & Tama, however we nonetheless do not know what occurred to André.
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